timelordparadise:

nachosinthetardis:

join-the-moriparty:

join-the-moriparty:

i-stole-a-time-lord:

consulting-timelord-of-mischief:

timelordparadise:

hiddlestonhug:

accio—loki:

brickabrackle cucumberjuice

Bootyhonk Cuddlebutts

buglehorn crabbypats

Stop it :(

Bassdrop Bandicoot

badonkeydonk cornmuffin

Bunkyhunk Cootiedrops

Bendystraw Cucumberpatch

opulate:

how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”

How to Get the Perfect Bikini Body for Summer:

1. Kidnap a swimsuit model

You now have in your possession the perfect bikini body.

shitfestcomic:

#106

Babies and disappointed dads and close-up profile views. Everything that i find funny and use way too much in my comics.

deerstalkers-are-cool:

So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one 

All right. Which one of you beautiful Avengers fans in this world made this.

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

fillingnegativespace:

therainartist:

THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY

This is perfection…

akupitiyo:

technicalityterminus:

akupitiyo:

my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face

nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that

say that to my face motherfucker i dare you

which fictional character do you think I resemble the most, in terms of personality?